How to Survive the Election

I have a couple of pieces in the McSweeney’s collection that just came out: One sullying the historical record on Betsy Ross, and another that will forever ruin your childhood memories of Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Little House on the Prairie. Apart from me, it’s full of heavy hitters–Wyatt Cenac wrote the forward, for crying out loud.

Take a copy with you when you go to your parents’ house for the Fourth of July. It will keep you from shooting bottle rockets at your idiot Libertarian brother-in-law.